Friday Funny: Cody Custer style

October 24, 2008 at 7:24 pm 1 comment

Our friend Cody Custer, a world champion bull rider, and frankly a world champion bull pitcher, always has a joke or two to share via is ever present iPhone.  Along with his practical jokes and fun loving nature, Cody is passionate about his Father and his family, which includes a lot of people like Linda and me. We are grateful for Cody and Stacey’s friendship. 

So for the Friday Funny, here are a couple from Cody:

Joke #1

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’

This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?’

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes her up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Don’t mess with blondes…..

Joke #2

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver very excitedly replies, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” says the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”

The nun replies, “That’s OK…my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

With things as they are a good laugh feels pretty good.

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Entry filed under: Blogroll, Culture, Family, Friday Funny, Friendship, Humor, Thoughts, Western Oklahoma.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Kim Breeze  |  November 12, 2008 at 7:12 am

    That some funny stuff!! I think Cody should do some stand up before Andy preaches sunday!!

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