Friday Funny. Medical dictionary.

August 9, 2008 at 2:47 am 3 comments

Grapeview, WA

What follows is a medical dictionary that was supposedly written by blondes.  Since I found it on the desk of one of my truck driving instructors I have decided to say it was written by truck drivers, who may or may not be blond.  So here it is A Medical Dictionary as written by truck drivers:

  • Artery…..The study of painting
  • Bacteria…..Back door of cafeteria
  • Barium…..What doctors do when their patients die.
  • Bowel…..A letter like A, E, I, O, U
  • Cesarean Section….A neighborhood in Rome.
  • Cat Scan…..Searching for a kitty.
  • Cauterize…..Made eye contact with her.
  • Colic…..A sheep dog.
  • Coma…..A punctuation mark.
  • D&C…..Where Washington is.
  • Dilate…..To live long.
  • Enema…..Not a friend.
  • Fester…..Quicker
  • Fibula…..A small lie.
  • Genital…..Not a Jew.
  • G.I. Series…..A soldier game.
  • Morbid…..A higher offer.
  • Nitrates…..Cheaper than day rates.
  • Node…..Was aware of.
  • Outpatient…..A person who has fainted.
  • Pap smear…..A fatherhood test.
  • Pelvis…..A cousin to Elvis.
  • Postoperative…..Letter carrier.
  • Recovery room…..Place to do upholstery.
  • Rectum…..Dang near killed ’em.
  • Secretions…..Hiding something.
  • Seizure…..Roman emperor.
  • Tablet…..A small table.
  • Terminal illness…..Getting sick at the airport.
  • Tumor…..More than one.
  • Urine…..The opposite of “you’re out”
  • Varicose…..Near by.
  • Vein…..conceited.

Yeah, I know.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. amanda  |  August 9, 2008 at 5:38 am

    a MUCH needed grin. Thanks
    colic~sheepdog?

  • 2. delaney55  |  August 9, 2008 at 3:31 am

    My husband drove trucks for five years and I rode with him occasionally and you’re right, it’s a truck driver sounding list! Most of them sound about like that. Too funny…thanks!

  • 3. Mike S  |  August 9, 2008 at 3:29 am

    Yeah, I know also.

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