Friday Funny. Guest jokesters.

June 13, 2008 at 1:08 pm 5 comments

Here are a few “jokes” that were sent to me by others.  If they are funny I will take credit for recognizing such quality humor, if they are lame or cute, blame the person who sent them in.

First, one from my father: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race. The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

From my friend Paul Zachary: A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said,
“Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and
continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the
parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She
was incredibly upset now, so she went into the store and
said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The
store manager apologized profusely and promised he would
make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test
the parrot. “Hey, lady!” it said.

“Yes?”

“You know.”

My friend Cody Custer gave this to me a few weeks ago before the democrats finished up trashing themselves but it still works:

There are less than eight months until the election,
an election that will decide the next President of the
United States. The person elected will be the
president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or
the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans,
let’s all get together and show each other our support
for the candidate of our choice. It’s time that we
all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John
McCain, please drive with your headlights on during
the day.

If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with
your headlights off at night.

Here are three some kids told me last night.

Confusius say,”Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

“Will you love me when I’m old and ugly?”
“Darling, of course I do.”

Don’t like these?  Send me some good ones! Hope you all enjoy your weekend.

 

 

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Entry filed under: Culture, Family, Humor, John McCain, News, Obama, Politics, Thoughts.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ben parsons  |  July 17, 2008 at 8:35 am

    hmmm.. a puppet for rev. wright? is that why he left that church? you’d think a puppet wouldn’t do that.

    also- can you think of anybody who is old but not wise? i can think of a few. are you suggesting that all old people are wise? my grandpa is old and he has altzheimer’s disease. i wouldn’t describe him as “wise”.

    if you are interested in what i’m talking about try this interesting youtube link to a bunch of clips of mccain contradicting himself

  • 2. Charger02  |  June 23, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    I needed a laugh. Those were some good jokes.

    http://www.mycarauctionreview.com

  • 3. Warren  |  June 19, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    McCain may be older, but he isn’t a puppet for Rev. Wright and the others Obama is associated with. My grandpa was “old” at 72 but I sure would have voted for him over Obama.
    Age brings wisdom!

  • 4. ben parsons  |  June 15, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    hey greg.

    john mc cain is old. i mean REALLY old. like, old enough that he contradicts himself all the time. or maybe he’s just a hypocrite. either way…

  • 5. Maggie  |  June 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    I liked them, keep doing it. Hope to see you soon.

    Maggie

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