Friday Funny

April 11, 2008 at 8:28 am 3 comments

Linda is in Washington and I am here in Oklahoma riding out the wind that really does “come sweeping down the plains”.  I pulled the slides in, stowed the satellite dish and spent most of the day doing errands, over at the church or in the bedroom reading, since, when the slides are in the trailer is really small.  There were gusts to 50 mph and sustained winds of 30.  It was calmer late last night and this morning, but they are picking up again. I am trying to be thankful!

My friend Jeanee, who is a very bright and funny blonde herself, sent me these blond jokes a couple of weeks ago, and so since she found them funny I hope all my other blond friends will roll with it too.  If you are blond and find blond jokes offensive or don’t like me picking on blond women, just substitute, “ex-baptist pastors, RVing in Oklahoma” for the blond.

Hope you laugh a little.  Later in the day I hope to have the next Kingdom post up too.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”  The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  She says, “What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”  She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.  She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?”  The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”  The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?  “Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.” “I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!  Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”  “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”  The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.  To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.  Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”  “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Thanks Jeanee!  If you have any other blonde or ex-baptist preachers RVing in Oklahoma, jokes post them in the comments and please send any submissions to the Friday Funny my way and I will gladly post them.

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Entry filed under: Culture, Friday Funny, Friendship, Humor, RV.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. vicki  |  April 11, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    I so needed that laugh, thanks!

  • 2. Rachel  |  April 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    I thought those were pretty darn funny! 🙂

    Glad to know what the weather is doing there, since in Kansas I’ll probably be experiencing the same thing. If our house ever sells here so we can move that is…. 🙂 I think you might need some tie downs for your fifth wheel. You wouldn’t want that sucker blowing over! 🙂

  • 3. Maggie  |  April 11, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I laughed, loved and enjoyed! I needed this, I feel stress free and am ready to go on with my day. Thank you Greg and Jeanne.

    They say laughter is the best medicine.

    God bless you day!

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