Friday Funny. One liners.

March 28, 2008 at 9:55 am 3 comments

So here it is, the first and maybe only edition, of the Friday Funny

I like one line jokes ’cause I can usually remember one line.  Some of these are even funny

Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?  (this is my current favorite)

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?  (ok)

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.  (not bad)

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

If you know any other one liners that are relatively funny or at least more funny than these, pass them along.


Entry filed under: Friday Funny, Humor.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Lynn Rush  |  July 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Ha. These are good. Love laughing on Friday. Best way to start a weekend, that’s for sure!

  • 2. Terry Guiler  |  March 29, 2008 at 6:25 am

    Good job! Always ready for a giggle or two.

  • 3. amanda  |  March 28, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Thanks, you have NO idea how bad i needed that! (i like the Pavlov)

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