Friday Funny. One liners.
So here it is, the first and maybe only edition, of the Friday Funny.
I like one line jokes ’cause I can usually remember one line. Some of these are even funny.
Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? (this is my current favorite)
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (ok)
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination. (not bad)
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
If you know any other one liners that are relatively funny or at least more funny than these, pass them along.