Our friend Cody Custer, a world champion bull rider, and frankly a world champion bull pitcher, always has a joke or two to share via is ever present iPhone. Along with his practical jokes and fun loving nature, Cody is passionate about his Father and his family, which includes a lot of people like Linda and me. We are grateful for Cody and Stacey’s friendship.
So for the Friday Funny, here are a couple from Cody:
Joke #1
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’
This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?’
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer
Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes her up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Don’t mess with blondes…..
Joke #2
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver very excitedly replies, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”
The nun replies, “That’s OK…my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”
With things as they are a good laugh feels pretty good.
November 12, 2008 at 7:12 am
That some funny stuff!! I think Cody should do some stand up before Andy preaches sunday!!